Never eat the Chinese food in New Jersey
Updated 07.23.06

I made my first trip into the Big Apple this weekend. Aside from the torrential downpour and the worst case of food poisoning I've ever experienced, it was an amazing trip.  I managed to take a couple photos from underneath my umbrella--check 'em out.

Click here for the New York photos


Four Years, 4^10 Memories
Updated 05.28.06

College, done.  Well...  the first four years anyway.  Good times were had, and lifelong friends were discovered.  I've thumbed through my photos from the college days and made a compilation album as a tribute to all my great buddies.  If you want high-res copies of anything, drop me a line.

Click here for the College Collage


Random Photo
Updated 05.13.06


Tea and Biscuits
Updated 05.11.06

Instead of traveling to such traditional Spring Break locales as Cancun, the Keys, or the Bahamas, I made my way across the pond to visit the motherland.  I topped my previous high by taking 1400 photos on the trip (thanks, Sandisk!)  I learned a lot:

-The 747 is able to fly
-Cadbury's vending machines in the Underground are nothing more than a tease
-Caffeine is in fact required for my survival
-I'm starting a band and calling it "Bangers and Mash"
-There becomes a point in every trip where my travel mates become sick of having their photo taken and attempt to destroy my camera
-It doesn't matter what city you're in, everyone on the subway is nuts

Photos have been added to the Photo Galleries section.

Click here for the London photos

Click here for the East Anglia photos


Parlez vous Français?
Updated 01.08.06

Six days, 500 photos, 54 cups of coffee, and 123 tolls later, I have returned from my trip to the glorious city of Montreal, home of Le Tricolore, a bunch of penguins, and the Pussy Corps*. 

Some great memories from the trip:
-Poutine
-Innumerable Brokeback Mountain jokes
-Shopping in the underground mall while eating some Poutine
-A guy standing outside a strip club yelling "LESBIAN, LESBIAN!"
-Watching USC lose while enjoying Poutine

Photos from the voyage have been added to the Photo Galleries section, where you'll also find a few galleries from the old site.

Click here for the Montreal photos

Keep checking back for updates!

*We did not actually enter the Pussy Corps.  Don't worry, Mom, I'm still a wholesome child


Back in action
Updated 01.07.06

Note that the site isn't quite done yet and you may experience a few 404's and various other quirky things.  I'm working on it.

In the meantime you can help me debug by reporting things you find wrong with the site.  Below is a list of problems I'm already working on:

-Nothing works Some things work
-Portfolio link goes nowhere
-Features link goes nowhere
-Links link goes nowhere
-Pages take too long to load CSS Fixed
-Page icon looks like it was drawn by a preschooler Drawn by college student
-Javascript pop-ups blocked Javascript pop-ups eliminated
-Photo comment feature unavailable
-Background images tile in older versions of Firefox Your problem, not mine
-Background images tile in Firefox 1.5 CSS fixed
-Background images tile in all versions of Safari (Possibly corrected?  Anyone with a Mac able to confirm this?)
-Clicking on last image in gallery causes 404 error Links removed
-Galleries don't have link back to home page or main gallery page Links added
-Some images have weird green or red boxes along right side Software updated


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05.11.06 - Tea and Biscuits
01.08.06 - Parlez vous Français
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